Squotes are animals half squirrel, half goat. Discovered by unnamed persons, we can certainly verify the existence of these creatures. |
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They were first seen at Intercity High School; date unknown. Beware, they are known to eat peoples' bodies and leave their heads. |
The picture above
was drawn by one of the original discoverers of the squote, who's name remains anonymous for security's sake. |
SQUOTEwear
SQUOTEwear will soon arrive on market and squotes will finally have their
own line of squote jewelry, clothing, and accessories. You will soon be able
to purchase your own SQUOTEwear here on the web or through other stores and
catalogs.
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More on Squotes Not much is
yet known about squotes as sightings so far have been few, but we are currently
holding investigations on these mystifying creatures.
A few theories our scientists have on these creatures are that they either have been cloned together by some mad scientist or that a goat and a squirrel have gotten together and produced this 'squote'. The latter remains most skeptical of these theories at this time. We have yet to explain the seemingly viscious behavior and blood-thirsty habits of the squote. |